Let's see, how should I put this...

I have several items in my possession that I need to get rid of. Permanently, preferably. Does anyone have any ideas as to how I can accomplish this?

I was hoping I could make an appointment to see the psychiatrist. I have a few... important questions to ask. If possible, I would like to see him as soon as I can.

Name: Remus John Lupin

Age: 34

Nickname: I suppose it's Moony

Gender: Male

Sexual Preference: Well, either is fine really.

I like: Chocolate, warm fireplaces, books, friends, and Sirius Black. I also prefer it when my partner is gentle.

I don't like: Voldemort, the full moon, and traitors.

All about yourself: I don't really know what else to say. Mmm, I'm a wizard, I can't seem to find a job thanks to my lycanthropy, I have a strange need to be taken care of, and I miss Sirius like crazy.

This journal method is rather odd...



Er, Warden. I would like to apply for a job.

... one at the library, if it is available.

I used to volunteer at a library, and um I've been around books all my life, so...

I consider myself capable enough. Please consider my application.